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TOM BIRCH Defence |
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DOB: 09/87 |
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Appearances 56 Goals 5 |
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Last update - 6th May 2008 |
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Young lad brought in as first team cover when he was released by Cheltenham Town.
Got his chance in the central defence due to a number of injuries and has taken
his opportunity with both hands. Proved to be highly capable despite his young
age and could be described as 'find of the season' last year. |
click here for the
2007-2008 Season Statistics
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Personal File: |
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Tom is single and rides a unicyle. He is employed as a quality control tester
for doorbells. His job is to make sure they play the right tune when pressed.
Obviously someone else does the pressing, union rules - one man one job and all
that, he just listens to the tune. His hobbies include disguising himself as
street signs and scaring young children, unnerving old folk by following them
around ringing a small bell and 'milk pressing' meaning he collects small samples
of milk from various assorted mammals and classifies them in criteria of viscosity,
odour and taste. |
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