engine powered by FreeFind.com independent message board matthew gadsby memorial page non-league a-z club guide site map       Paul Lister - Defence DOB: 12/89 Sheffield Appearances 71  Goals 0 Last update - 31st December 2011 Lister re-signed for Hinckley United in June 2011 from Alfreton Town. He had left Hinckley to go to Alfreton in December 2010, but left them when they went 'full time' in the Conference Premier. He originally signed for Hinckley United in July 2009 from Grantham Town, and previous to that he was with Burton Albion. click here for the 2011-2012 Season Statistics Personal File: Paul is single and rides a unicyle. He is employed as a quality control tester for doorbells. His job is to make sure they play the right tune when pressed. Obviously someone else does the pressing, union rules - one man one job and all that, he just listens to the tune. His hobbies include disguising himself as street signs and scaring young children, unnerving old folk by following them around ringing a small bell and 'mulking' - described as collecting small samples of milk from various assorted mammals and classifies them in criteria of viscosity, odour and taste.   return to top