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KYLE STORER Midfield |
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DOB: 04/87 Nuneaton |
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Appearances 44 Goals 5 |
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Last update - 6th May 2008 |
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Kyle signed for Hinckley United in September 2007 from Tamworth. He had signed on
loan from them in January 2006, but returned in February 2006. Kyle joined Tamworth
from Bedworth United where he progressed from the youth team after being released
from Leicester City. |
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2007-2008 Season Statistics
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Personal File: |
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Kyle is a part time pirate and sails the seven seas of rye looking for shipments
of 'My Little Pony' toys and accessories to steal. He takes them to a deserted
island and hides them in a secret cave, where he intends to cultivate and nurture
his own 'My Little Pony' empire in a tribute to his two favourite films - 'Man who
would be King' and 'A Man Called Horse'. Kyle tells me his hobby is keeping
a File of Tramps - cataloging them in such categories as Smell Strength, Dribble
Amount, Urine Absorbtion and Incoherrent Babble Volume. |
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